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Post  DWINX on Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:18 pm

Joke lang ha.... Laughing

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Post  dwinkiedou on Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:50 pm

Laughing

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Post  Psalm91 /me on Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:14 am

GMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa 3 in 1 coffee mo at kanina ka pa silip nang silip dyan?
Erap: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal! May nakasulat
kasi na 'Sugarfree.'
GMA: Bobo! Banda yun!

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Post  Psalm91 /me on Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:15 am

Bitoy: Dagul, bakit ang pandak mo?
Dagul: Kasi, bata pa lang ako, ulila na ako.
Bitoy: Anong kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo?
Dagul: Sira pala ulo mo! Wala ngang nagpalaki sa akin!

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Post  Psalm91 /me on Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:16 am

Mr: kung marunong ka lang sanang maglaba, eh di
nka2tipid sana tayo ng 2000 sa maid.
Mrs: hmmph!! kung ikaw magaling sa kama , eh di nakatipid
tayo ng 7500 sa driver!

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Post  Psalm91 /me on Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:53 am

GIRL: Ang puti ng bird mo!
BOY : Aba syempre! Likas papaya ata gamit ko dyan!
GIRL: Ginagamitan mo din ba ng downy?
BOY : Bakit, bango ba?
GIRL: Lambot eh!

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Post  Psalm91 /me on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:00 am

Bigo sa pag-ibig??
Maghanap na lang ng....
KUBA - mapagkumbaba
PILAY - di ka tatakbuhan
BULAG - la paki sa looks
PIPI - di nagbibitiw ng bad words.
at eto the best....
DULING - di ka hahayaan mag-isa!

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Post  TAZMANIA on Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:17 am

SA BAHAY...
MISTER: AYOKO NA TALAGA SA'YO!!
MISIS: AYOKO NA DIN SA'YO!!
MISTER: MAGHIWALAY NA TAYO!!
MISIS: SIGE!! MAGHIWALAY NA TAYO!!
MISTER: HATIIN NATIN ANG MGA ANAK NATIN!!
MISIS: SIGE!!
MISTER: AKIN UNG PANGANAY AT BUNSO!!(KC MAGANDA AT POGI..HEHEHE)
MISIS: WUIIII... PINILI PA TALAGA YONG MGA HINDI KANYA...!!WHAHAHAA!!

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Post  Psalm91 /me on Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:57 pm

Nasa bubong ang sakristan namboboso sa pari at madre.....
Madre: pano pag nabuntis ako??
Pari: bahala na ang nasa itaas!
Sakristan: Tang ina, bakit ako? Nanonood lang naman....

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Post  Psalm91 /me on Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:59 pm

Prof: who among u experienced having sex with a ghost??
Juan raised his hand...
Prof: Really?? how does it feel to have sex with a
Ghost?
Juan: Ay pucha! Akala ko goats!!

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Post  jun quimbo villato on Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:34 pm

[b]mag asawang matanda
lola>> firts night nagpaganda suot ang favorite na barot saya
lolo>> bakit mo ba sinusuot yan may sagala ba ?
lola>> second night suot ay terno na may bilog bilog.
lolo>> ohh bakit yan ang suot mo? matagaL pa ang happy new year!!
lola>> 3rd night walang saplot hubot hubad,
lolo>> darling ano ba naman yang suot mo gusot gusot na.. PLANTSAHIN MO NAMAN!!
JOKE! JOKE!! JOKE!!!

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hehe

Post  DWINX on Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:02 am

aguyyyyyyyyyy.... makalingaw ang mga kunot
Laughing

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joke joke joke

Post  jun quimbo villato on Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:54 pm

Nanay nga bisaya nagpadala og sulat
sa iyang anak tua sa Manila.


Dir dudung,

Anak nagustuhan namen ang lahat nga pinadala nimu!
pwira lang intawon sa NIVEA MOISTURIZING MILK!
nagtae ang mga kapatid nimu!
Niks time kape na lang dung.

Lab,
MAMANG


HEHEHE AYAW KATAWA BASIN MAGTAE KA

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countdown

Post  DWINX on Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:40 pm

Doctor: I have bad news. You have very little time left to live.

Patient: How long?
Doctor: Ten ...
Patient: Ten months? Or weeks?

Doctor: Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four ...




(ayaw tawon sumpayi kay mamatay ang pasyente)

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Post  DWINX on Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:02 pm

How are men like parking spaces?
The good ones are always taken.
The free ones are either handicapped or extremely small.


I am taken... hehehehe


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